There once was a girl from Nantucket?

Question

I've heared this many times on tv and movies, but they always stop there. Does anybody actually know the rest of it?

Could you please tell me what it is, because I relly want to know.

Answer 1

there once was a boy from nantucket,
with a d*** so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin,
he said with a grin,
if my ear was a c*nt i would **** it.

Answer 2

I remember it as'There was an old man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket'

Answer 3

Yes, I have. There is a clean and dirty version.

Okay, here you go...long, clean version;
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;

And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,

But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,

But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,

And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

...the short, censored dirty version;
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a c+nt, I could f*ck it."

Answer 4

It is actually "There was a young lad from Nantucket..." but I'd be embarrassed (and then reported) if I completed it.

Answer 5

There Once Was A Boy

Answer 6

I don't know the whole thing but the last line definitely ends with "f*** it".