well I think it does make you smarter,,,,,,,,,LOOK! it made BUD,,,,,,,,,,Wisier!!!!!!!!
2006-08-26 05:41:48 · 17 answers · asked by cutelittlesquirtgun 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
oookkk. if you think that it makes you smarter then get drunk and take an exam. see if you do better than usual.
2006-08-26 05:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by gymnastxo8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
2006-08-26 15:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by skiinstructor_101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After 26 years in law enforcement, the local sheriff believes that beer and marijuana use does more damage to a person's mind than do hard drugs and hard liquor.
His observations are based on knowing local families, and watching young people grow up and having families themselves.
He says that the quality of their lives, if measured by having steady work, being employed, active in the community affairs, voting, paying debts, supporting their children in school, and being just overall good citizens, just is abysmal.
And the chance of bearing children with fetal alcohol syndrome or bipolar disorder scares me to death.
I don't see how drinking beer can make you smart!
2006-08-26 13:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by elaine_classen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drinking TOO much alcohol will not leave you smarter. Getting drunk kilss the brain cells and they do not regenerate like a broken bone will heal.
2006-08-26 12:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by Joy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Off curse, but it takes a while. It took me 30 years to get so smart to stop drinking beer or any other alcohol!
2006-08-26 13:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute! And I sure *thought* I was smarter when I drank beer.
2006-08-26 14:34:50 · answer #6 · answered by coffeepleasenosugar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, it also makes you wittier, irresistible to women, a better conversationalist, a fantastic dancer, and improves your fighting skills to near Ninja like.
But don't take my word for it, try hitting on some-ones girlfriend the next time your out and about.
2006-08-26 15:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee when I arrested some one for driving drunk, they seemed to be some one of high intelligence. Standing there peeing on your self is so fun.
Having a beer is not bad, it when they don't know when to stop!
2006-08-26 12:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The intelligence comes by knowing when to quit and how much to drink.
2006-08-26 13:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by mullmustang 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, no, it kills ur brain cells and if u drink tooooo much it can kill u and freeze ur brain! and alot of people no that! but in my health class my eacher said that some doctors have percribed people to drink a little bit of alchohal a week!
2006-08-26 12:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by maddie. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋