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Can't terrorists papercut the crap out of your neck using toilet paper?

2006-08-26 05:23:10 · 6 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 1 in Cars & Transportation Aircraft

You can always rub it on the handlebars.

2006-08-26 05:32:00 · update #1

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Good point, but not for that reason. Could be used to start a fire in the toilet. And could be used to make a garotte and stangle someone with it -- ask anyone who has done hard time about that!

2006-08-26 06:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 0 1

My friend! A nice question! But what toilet paper you use yourself? From metal? Don't worry! Crap terrorists NO PASARAN! Remember Che! (Sorry - joke)

2006-08-26 13:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why not, unless you know the person who's going to be the world's first toilet paper bomber.

2006-08-26 18:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they let toilet paper on planes so you can wipe your ***

2006-08-26 12:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Free Ganja 2 · 0 0

What are you gonna wipe with? You underwear.

2006-08-26 12:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

that'd be kind of hard, wouldn't it?

2006-08-26 12:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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