Every time I open the door that little guy starts jumping around trying to get out and He seems to have imprinted a little cross on the packaging. It's starting to give me the heebeejeebees. I'm afraid to open the door Should I cook it like a normal sausage or have the priest come over and take a look?
2006-08-26 05:10:36 · 15 answers · asked by overseas and broke 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just eat the darn thing already! :)
2006-08-26 05:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a test... Stick a bottle of water in there with it overnight - if in the morning the water has turned to wine you'll know that you've got a Jesus flavoured sausage - in which case eat it!
If it's still water in the morning I'd chuck the thing out - can't be good for you if it's moving around...
2006-08-26 06:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by 8Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not ask a priest to come over to inspect your sausage.
2006-08-26 05:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take it with you to the mental ward of the hospital, it sounds like you are needing a visit. you must be imagining these things. if christ were to come back, do you really think he would come back as a sausage? and why would he chose your refrigerator? please, get yourself some professional help.
2006-08-26 05:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Ravenfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What in the hell did you smoke last night? You need to go back to bed and get some more sleep.
2006-08-26 05:18:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quickly now, repent and begin to kneel down, feel the aura around you as you go down on bended knee. Go in peace my son. PMSL.
2006-08-26 05:17:36 · answer #6 · answered by meta-morph-in-oz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if it's Christ, go ahead and eat it. It'll be like communion
2006-08-26 05:18:50 · answer #7 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i be careful if you eat that sauage the chritians might think you are gay if it looks like it has come of him do not suck the sausage
2006-08-26 05:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take and eat for it is good for the body,soul and spirit.
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2006-08-26 05:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by Pashur 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could be maggots you know, did you check the expiry date?
2006-08-26 05:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋