Would you eat Jesus if he came back in the form of a breakfast sausage?

Question

Even if the sausage sprouted little squirming arms and legs, and a little mouth that start spouting off Bible verses, telling you to repent, and that He was the Son of Man?

Or would you do the right thing, and report the sausage to the clergy?

Answer 1

UHHHHHHHH! you making me hungry! Gotta go eat!
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Answer 2

I Do Not Like Sausage, But Even If I Did I Would Never Eat A Jesus Sausage!

Answer 3

A sausage consists of ground meat, animal fat, herbs and spices, and possibly other ingredients, generally packed in a casing (traditionally the intestines of the animal, though now often synthetic), and preserved in some way, often by curing or smoking. Sausage making is a very old food production and preservation technique. There is no consensus whether similar products that are not packed in casings, such as pâté, meatloaf, scrapple and head cheese should be considered sausages. Pieces of sausage—often not including casing—are a popular topping for pizza in many countries.

Vegetarian and vegan sausages are also available in some countries, or can be made from scratch. These may be made from tofu, seitan, nuts, pulses, soya protein, vegetables or any combination of similar ingredients that will hold together during cooking. These sausages, like most meat-replacement products, generally fall into two camps: some are shaped, colored, flavored, etc to replicate the taste and texture of meat as accurately as possible; others rely on spices and vegetables to lend their natural flavour to the product and no attempt is made to imitate meat.


A breakfast sausage is a type of fresh pork sausage usually served at breakfast. It is not cured or smoked. It is essentially seasoned ground meat so it does not keep and should be stored and handled appropriately. Variations made from pork and beef mixtures as well as poultry can now be found. There are also vegetarian varieties that use textured vegetable protein in place of meat. In America, the predominant spice used for seasoning is sage.

Most commonly served as patties or slices from a large roll, breakfast sausage also comes in links of various lengths and diameters. It is normally fried or grilled. Some people like to pour ketchup or other condiments onto their breakfast sausages; for instance, in some parts of Canada, it is routine to put maple syrup on breakfast sausages.

Answer 4

Hm, that reminded me of the story The mouse, the bird, and the sausage. I would report the sausage to the clergy.

Answer 5

If I knew the sausage was Jesus, I would not. I might freeze Him to keep Him fresh longer. That way, I could take Him out as much as I needed Him, and put Him back for future use.

Answer 6

Do you mean Jimmy Christ Sausage? I saw it at the market yesterday. It was $15 per pound.

So I bought some Buddha Bologna and some Moses Mozzarella. Very reasonable.

Answer 7

How dare you u to say that? how do u think about such thing for Jesus? You should respect him. If u cant then dont say anything about him. You are kidding the christians. by the way what is ur religion? very stupid question. May God bless u with thinking to respect others religious leaders and prophets. shame on the people who are seriously replying the answer.very sad

Asad

Answer 8

i would report the sausage to the clergy. but if jesus came back as bacon, all bets are off.

Answer 9

I don't eat sausage, so the question doesn't really apply. Were it chocolate pudding, I might have to have a bite or two.

Answer 10

I would put the sausage on ebay.

Answer 11

Helllz ya nigia i be hungry wit ma azz