i hope i am not blaspheming
2006-08-26 04:39:08 · 31 answers · asked by wingnut 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1. Start again
2. Let everyone speak the same language this time
3. Simplify the content of my bible down to one brief, crystal clear message: 'try and be nice to each other please', then sign, date and laminate the first issue of it so that it doesnt get distorted when it rains making people add in whatever suits them.
2006-08-26 08:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by susan69me69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would totally destroy all those who corrupted my teachings that I gave to Moses on Mt. Sinai. They have gone against my will and must die. Only the sons of Isaac carry the truth.
Oh yes, I'd cut the price of beer, eliminate obesity, and reforest the Amazon. Reintroducing Tyrannosaurus and velociraptor might not be a bad idea either, they could be the instruments of my vengeance. Hmmm what else, Oh yes, call time on various pop howlers (sorry I believe you call them singers). I've prepared a special hell just for them - Elvis is already there just to keep the fires stoked.
World population seems to be out of hand too, I must have been dreaming for a while. never mind, it's a good excuse for a good flood.
I suppose I'd better follow your modern ideas and compete. Virgins for all, although I really don't know where I'll find any. Maybe I'll just give you the recipe.
By the way, I do get peckish from time to time, creation is a lot of work you know. Perhaps you could get on with the burnt offering bit - not too well done though please.
2006-08-26 12:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
First thing I would do, is bring Hellfire and Brimstone down upon pedophiles, and anyone who has or is even thinking about harming an innocent child.
The next thing I would do is bring happiness to all those who deserve it, that wouldn't be too much of a problem, since there are very few in this day and age that actually deserve it.
Third -- End famine and bring about World Peace to all!
I know I'm dreaming!!!!
And now that I've read all the answers above, I'd punish all those who are only worried about thereselves, by stranding them somewhere by thereselves for 7 years, with just enough to keep them alive and no more than that. Maybe then the selfish would reconsider their selfish thoughts. What do you all think?
2006-08-26 11:50:24 · answer #3 · answered by ~**badboys_wife**~ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would be very happy to answer this question but i think i could hurt some feelings around the world.
Let's keep it simple:
1. I would find another way to make it work without rain, i hate rainy days. Sunny day's for everyone!
2. I would create some kind of "alert" for people (both man and women) that would "vibrate" inside announcing that the person u're going out with is not the one for you. (this is an easier way to find the right person instead of being screwed up all the time)
3. Dogs would talk.
2006-08-26 11:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
World Peace, End World Hunger And No Pollution
2006-08-26 11:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by Jack 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1.-spread the wealth so that everyone on the planet has just anough food,amenities,etc for a good quality of life.2.-Ban abortion so that childless couples can experience the joy of bringing up babies.3-Make deep-breathing exercises compulsory,so that the violence/anger in the world diminishes.
2006-08-26 11:58:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The big problem is free will, in order for society to develop you have to allow people to not believe in you and to hold completely opposing points of view in order to generate original ideas.
Having said that making human sweat taste like chocolate, make food never get cold and make long journeys shorter.
2006-08-26 11:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by reaper8436247 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Heal the sick.
2. Provide everyone with a Star Trek, self-sufficient, environment-friendly replicator that produces whatever is needed (food, clothing, tools, etc).
3. wish myself three more wishes ;-)
4. Clean the planet of life-threatening pollutants.
5. Install Weather-control.
6. wish myself three more wishes...repeat ad infinitum till people are happy and the world renewed.
2006-08-26 11:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by bobkgin 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
1) bring an end to mankind's pain and suffering
2) teach people to benefit themselves
3) get rid of Satan the Devil
not necessarily in that order
2006-08-26 11:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by grammy_of_twins_plus two 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, God should always be spelled with the upper case 'G'. That is His name.
First I would get someone to build another Ark.
Then I would point out to the person who is building the Ark all the people I wanted on board.
Then I would create another flood to wipe out the rest of so-called 'civilization'.
2006-08-26 11:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by theophilus 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋