2006-08-26 04:36:18 · 28 answers · asked by cutelittlesquirtgun 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
No hunn. It makes you THINK you are smarter. ;-)
2006-08-26 04:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this...
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
2006-08-26 04:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by hkfkgsdvfksa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If so, maybe you should drink more to improve your spelling. I on the other hand do not believe that it makes you any smarter. However, the beer farts are a lot of fun!
2006-08-26 05:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you drink beer before you posted this and thought you were smarter cause you spelled does wrong
2006-08-26 04:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Drinking any alcoholic beverage "does" not make you smarter. Please....... It just makes the person seem that they can do "anything". Like for instance, drive. You shouldn't be driving under the influence. Oh yes, I've heard the arguments. I've just had one or two beers. Not everyone can hold their liquor.
2006-08-26 05:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by darkhunterfan65 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Goes) Does drinking beer make you smarter?
it didn't you.
2006-08-26 04:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by Carol W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely they have proven that "does drinking beer make you smarter?"
2006-08-26 04:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by frankmilano610 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you drink beer the answer is NO "Goes" How about Does
You must drink beer.
Infact it does not. alcohol is not good for you system,
2006-08-26 05:09:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alcohol is a depressant, so I suspect it only makes you stupider. Makes you THINK you're smarter, though.
2006-08-26 04:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Beer or other alcoholic drinks will make you plowed.
2006-08-26 04:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by Michael R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. The more you drink and the longer the period of time you've been a drinker, the more brain cells you lose. They don't grow back.
2006-08-26 04:41:22 · answer #11 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋