A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her."
The clerk replies "Anything?"
"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants."
She does. "Take it out", says the clerk."
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..."
She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
2006-08-26 04:35:45 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha but yeah it was told the other night ♥
2006-08-26 22:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke! I heard it before, but a little different.
2006-08-26 11:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha...this joke is sooooo funny! hahahaha im cracking up sooo bad!
2006-08-26 11:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by missvixenx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, Thats just put a smile on my face. .lol
2006-08-26 11:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Timmy, This tops them all!!!!!! eight thumbs up (I have company, keep em coming)
2006-08-26 11:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG
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That was the BOMB!!! LOVED IT!~!!!! wish i could tell it at work, but can't, because of the sexual harassment ~ darn!!
2006-08-26 16:47:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah no i dodnt thats funny
2006-08-26 11:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by Dragonfly :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this one...i had to LMAO at "peeps" up there that didn't get it though!!! too funny!
2006-08-26 16:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by thundakat312 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one haha
2006-08-26 12:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol never heard of it until now.
2006-08-26 12:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by maddietheodd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋