A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says, "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."!
Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground. One says to another, "Oh, look at the deer tracks!" "Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!" says the other. "They're bear prints." They continue to argue, "Deer tracks, you dumb blonde, No - Bear prints, you dumb blonde!"
Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.
A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."
2006-08-26 04:30:56 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How does a blonde turn on a light after sex?
*She opens the car door
A Blonde and a Brunette are walking down the street..
The Brunette, upset, points to the ground and says "Oh look , a dead bird"
The blonde looks up in the sky and says " WHERE?!"
2006-08-26 05:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but they're good! Here's one for you:
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
2006-08-26 11:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How about this one...
How'd the blonde die while drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
There was a blonde driving along in the country one day & then she suddenly came to a stop when she became outraged at seeing this other blonde woman in the middle of a wheat field, trying to row a boat.
The woman got out of her car & stood at the edge of the field, yelling at the other blonde in the boat. "What the h*ll do you think you're doing? Don't you know that it's dumb @sses like you that give us blondes a bad name??"
The blonde in the boat shouts back, "Can't you see that I'm in a sea of wheat?"
The blonde on the edge of road then says back to her, "I don't care wtf you call it, if I could swim, I would go right out there & kick your @ss!"
2006-08-26 11:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by Wild Rose 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I love the 2 one it's so funny
2006-08-26 11:39:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the blonde go onto to the roof?
She thought the drinks were on the house
a personal favourite
2006-08-26 11:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by insaneindamainframe 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
haha i've heard the first 2 but the last one is new to me â¥
2006-08-27 05:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde goes to see her OB/GYN. He says to her, "your test has come back positive, you are pregnant." She says to the doctor, "And how do you know it's mine?"
2006-08-26 11:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
never heard of it...i think it's saying that blonde's are dumb...they're not dumb...people assume they are so they make jokes/insults...
make fun of a brunette, nobody will laugh...make fun of a blonde, they explode...what's the point? they're just people
2006-08-26 11:35:23 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Answers 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How can you tell that you have a blonde secetary? Tipex on the computer screen.
2006-08-26 15:13:55 · answer #9 · answered by Ben N 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, seems the jokes are told by the non-blondes.
2006-08-26 11:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by Totti Frotti 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋