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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

2006-08-26 04:25:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

omg that's funny....and I'm blond so i find it even more funny

2006-08-26 04:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 1 0

good one.
Here's a blonde joke:
A blonde walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, for six years now, my brother has been thinking he is a chicken." and the doctor says, "SIX YEARS?!?! Why didn't you bring him in sooner?" and the blonde says, "Well, we would have, but we needed the eggs."
hahaha. not THAT funny, but yeah...
~Mel~

2006-08-26 11:33:07 · answer #2 · answered by fireball33432 2 · 1 0

Haha lol funny l like it

2006-08-26 13:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0 0

I love blond jokes...

Hate jokes about politicians...Too many jokes get elected.

2006-08-26 11:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by marnefirstinfantry 5 · 1 0

thats funny

2006-08-26 11:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by Agent99 6 · 1 0

But blonde's have more fun.

2006-08-26 11:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by tadpoleslider 2 · 0 1

haha but it's kinda old sorry ♥

2006-08-27 05:46:46 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

lol good one

2006-08-26 11:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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