2006-08-26 04:15:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Take Beano, a digestive aid. It really works!
2006-08-26 13:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by Genie♥Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a crown proudly proclaiming yourself the King of Farts...practice your skill in public whenever possible. Women will love you, and men will want to BE you.
2006-08-26 05:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch what you eat. Eating certain foods can aggravate your tummy and make you want to fart. If you still don't know what's making you fart head to the doctors office.
2006-08-29 12:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by VivianKnows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take some Epsom Salts or Castor Oil & get a clean-out!!
2006-08-29 05:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by somebrowning 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a food diary to see if there are some food triggers
excuse yourself to the restroom if you are in public
if you are with friends turn the lights off and get a match
2006-08-26 04:23:17 · answer #5 · answered by Haszakess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time you feel the urge, bend over and see if it will light off with a match or a lighter!
2006-08-26 04:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by JetDoc 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
save them for when you are cuddling with someone under a blanket, then when you rip it, hold their head under and see how long it takes them to pass out
2006-08-29 16:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by braslinbabe85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be proud of it and put as a special skill on your resume!
LOL I seriously cannot stop laughing!
2006-08-26 04:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by Monk Mst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch you diet you are eating something that upsets your digestive system quite often.
2006-08-29 06:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by Trixie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a doctor. That ain't right.
2006-08-26 04:20:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋