Has anyone know "stories with holes" Cause I love 'em! My favorite ones so far are these, There once was a guy that's just getting on the plane and greets his friend six rows back and got arrested. Why? And, John and Mary were laying dead in a puddle with broken glass. Chester wasn't found. Why is that? If you get both of them right you get ten pionts! Also if you have a riddle like these please share them (and don't foget the answer!) P.S. You can ask questions but only yes or no answers!
2006-08-26 03:18:02 · 11 answers · asked by Cupcake™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HI-Jack...
2006-09-03 01:36:52 · answer #1 · answered by lovelostboys 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stories With Holes
2016-10-08 11:36:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Has anyone know "stories with holes" Cause I love 'em! My favorite ones so far are these, There once was a guy that's just getting on the plane and greets his friend six rows back and got arrested. Why? And, John and Mary were laying dead in a puddle with broken glass. Chester...
2015-08-06 20:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy said Hi Jack!
John and Mary are fish out of water.Their fish bowl had been broken by Chester, the cat that ran away after breaking the bowl.
2006-08-30 20:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by icetrinity 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stories with holes? I think it's funny that stories about things comming out of holes are disgusting, but funny and witty about things going in them.
2006-09-02 22:09:41 · answer #5 · answered by jhs80123 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I love these and know them as Lateral Puzzles. Two of my favorites...
Jason is lying dead, he has an iron bar across his back and some food in front of him. (Jason is a mouse caught in a mousetrap)
A woman brought her car up beside a hotel, and knew immediately that she was about to become bankrupt. (She was playing Monopoly as the car piece and couldnt afford the property she landed on)
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2006-08-30 17:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by SASHA123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guys name was Jack (Hijack) AND
John and Mary were lying dead in a puddle with broken glass but Chester saved his ***!
2006-08-26 03:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man lived on the eighteenth floor. On rainy days, the man rode the elevator all the way up to the 18th floor. On other days, he only rode to the 10th and walked the rest of the way. (the man was a midget and used his umbrella on rainy days to reach the 18th button).
A man died because of a hole in his suit, but there is no blood. How did he die? (He s an astronaut in space and his suit ripped).
2015-03-26 11:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by Sofia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his friend was Jack!!
john and Mary were fish and the cat ate Chester when he knocked over the fish bowl!! that's where the glass came from!
2006-08-28 17:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by fire 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-01 06:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-09-02 22:31:48 · answer #11 · answered by nanastreasure2003@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋