A city boy went out West to visit his old Uncle, miles from anywhere, on a big ranch with mostly sand and cactus.
After the sun went down they went to bed, and it was so dark the boy was afraid. As he lay there he heard a mournful, otherworldly sound.
Frightened, he called out to he old Uncle, "There's werewolves. I hear werewolves"!
"That's rubbish, Boy. Ain't no sech thing", his Uncle answered.
"Then it must be man-eating wolves"!
"No, we don't have those either. Now go to sleep"!
The sound started again. '
"Then, what is it"?, he asked, terrified.
"They're only coyotes."
"Coyotes? What's that"?
" They're a lot like dogs. In, fact, you can consider them a kind of dog".
"Then why are they making this horrible noise"?
" See, Boy, we ain't got many trees around here. We got Cactuses"!
2006-08-26 03:06:02 · 5 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Being from Arizona, I can really appreciate that joke.
Thanks, and I have some friends who will really get a kick out of it.
Like Arnold says "I'll be back", to check out more of your jokes!
2006-08-26 20:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always wondered why they howled like that. ;o)
2006-08-26 10:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by jgreaves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooooooooooooooooooo bad.
2006-08-26 03:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha ouch! ♥
2006-08-26 22:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-08-26 04:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋