2006-08-26 02:45:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is SO wrong.
The only questions that really disgust me are ones like yours.
You should be ashamed. Making Mom proud today...
2006-08-26 02:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Despite the jocularity of your question...............
Jesus said we would have more of these things in the last days - Matthew 24 and Luke 21.
Jesus also displayed his control over these things when he calmed the Galilean Sea, when a terrible storm came up that was so bad the disciples thought they would die. Mark 4:35-41
2006-08-26 02:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by grammy_of_twins_plus two 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question is invalid because the second part is a lie! There Is no Jesus nor any God at all
2006-08-26 02:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Replace jesus with santa claus and the answer is yes.
2006-08-26 02:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Pythagorean 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask Jesus.
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2006-08-26 02:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually it's when you fart. Cyclone do you realize THEY are looking for you, and THEY are going to put a stop to this....
2006-08-26 02:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by chieko 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Every time a Republican is born, that's God taking a big dump.
No offense.
2006-08-26 02:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God.
2006-08-26 02:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by andy c 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is unlikely.Its probably one of the Nordic gods.Odin or such llke
2006-08-26 02:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by bob f 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is bones, and bones don't fart.
2006-08-26 02:47:52 · answer #10 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋