An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were sitting in the pub discussing families. The talk turned to children and each was surprised to find out that they all had 14-year-old daughters.
The Englishman explained that his problem was that he had found cigarette butts under his daughter's bed, “I didn't know she smoked,” was his lament.
The Frenchy then proclaimed that he had found whiskey bottles under his child's bed. “I was not aware that she drank,” he moaned.
The Irishman was adamant that he had the more pressing problem -- he had found condoms under his darling daughter's bed. “I didn't know she had a dick,” he wailed.
2006-08-26 01:20:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. That's a good one! 10.
LOL.
2006-08-27 11:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. I love simple jokes like that. They will always get a laugh even if you change the nationalities. My boyfriend always asks this of people,"have you heard the one about the idiot who said, "NO?" It gets people every time! I thought it was funny. But now I get tired of hearing it.
2006-08-26 01:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by cheerstoyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah. Not bad.
Try this on for size:
Why does KFC come in a bucket?
So you have something to throw up in afterwards!
-thanks to Neil Hamburger, I will be accepting the 2 points for him.
2006-08-26 01:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by paddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repetitive, in another form. Just yesterday, I read this joke, with the same nationality woman and with the same answers, with a slight change.
Repetition is bad.
2006-08-26 01:27:17 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-08-26 06:36:37 · answer #5 · answered by 4thebest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops!!!
2006-08-26 06:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud one
2006-08-26 01:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by priya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahaahhuuahauaauhua!!!! What a funny joke. Thanks for the entertainment.
2006-08-26 02:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by Goldah N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one thanks so much this early ....jajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajaja...God Bless you..another one please...jajajajajajajajajajajaj.
2006-08-26 01:26:35 · answer #9 · answered by Jersey girl on Florida. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋