A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-08-26 01:17:54 · 8 answers · asked by miracleMB 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, some things could not be explained, even to the wife. She would not hear, in such a scenario.
hahahahahaha..........It is a miracle that I stopped laughing.
2006-08-26 01:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh what an entertainment. Thank you very much I am very happy now. That was realy funny.
2006-08-26 08:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by Goldah N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaja...like you said some things are hard to explain...jajaja you make me laugh and at this early morninga...thank you for that.
2006-08-26 08:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by Jersey girl on Florida. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-26 09:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-26 08:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! NIce one!!!!! Great!
2006-08-26 13:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...was quite funny
2006-08-26 08:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by A K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-27 18:07:23 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋