2006-08-26 00:57:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bless one the ways to detox our body! Never take anything lightly. It's all part of your creation. Thank your God then leave the room. Your job's done. Go away. Thank you.
2006-08-26 01:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by C h e e z C ஐ k e 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run out of the church as fast as you can. One question though- do you make it a habit of bringing your computer to church? Why are you asking...now? If you are really worrying that much about it then you could put a notice on the church bullitin apologizing. Otherwise join the grandpa crowd.
2006-08-26 01:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Joensuu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends on the velocity and potency of your gas. If you are low on cash you could try to bottle it and use it as an alternative fuel source the next time gas prices go sky high. It may also be Gods way of telleing you to go to the bathroom.
God Bless.
2006-08-26 01:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa, ok so you did leave the party, and now you are at church? With your laptop I presume then. Lol exceptionally funny.
2006-08-26 01:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confuscious say. "Man who cut fart in church. Sit on pew."
2006-08-26 01:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank God you are alive and well. Fart is also made by God.
2006-08-26 02:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by The Redeemed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thou shall be punished mate!!!!
thee shal not eat for another 10 days and thee shud go and get screwed with a gud proctologist!!!!
2006-08-26 01:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by mortal_sinner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look around like you don't know who did it.
2006-08-26 01:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by Native 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
light a match and then run
2006-08-26 01:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pray that no1 heard u! lol
2006-08-26 01:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋