Tang has announced today the release of it's newest flavor - in addition to the classic orange, and the newer berry, grape, and cherry, they proudly announce..........................
wait for it.......................................................
ready..................................................
POON!
thank you, thank you very much
2006-08-26 00:54:38 · 16 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good stuff. I find your use of space to be admirable.
Check it out:
Why did Colonal Sander's daughters absolutely refuse to eat their father's extra crispy chicken?
Well because it reminded them of his foreskin!!
-thanks to Neil Hamburger
2006-08-26 01:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by paddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke is not funny at all.Here's my joke:
One day a guy walks into a bar and he saw this woman and decided to have a conversation with her.
The Guy:Hi there,what's your name?
The Woman:Carmen
The Guy:That's a nice name,who named you,your mother?
Carmen:I named myself.
The Guy:Why Carmen?
Carmen:Because I like cars and I like men.What's your name?
The Guy:Beerfuck.
2006-08-26 02:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by WWE Champ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, that's an epidemic, a boredom disease. you are infected, we all are infected, and now i have to cure it. i have to go to the doctor, the doctor, the doctor.
im bored. change the channel.
2006-08-26 01:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
tang already tastes like poon.
2006-08-26 00:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke:
THis blonde goes to her friends house at midnight,
her friend asks her " what do you think is farther, Australia or the moon?"
Blonde Says " Well DUH! You cant see Australia from here."
2006-08-26 02:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Leafs This Year 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wht r u trying to do?
2006-08-26 01:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by priya 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you bored?
2006-08-26 00:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by Joensuu 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the hell?? is that supposed to be funny??!!??
2006-08-26 01:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-08-26 00:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And you want a rating for this? ,,,,, phew.........
2006-08-26 01:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋