I like to write my own:
What's the difference between a wife and a bowling ball?
You can use all three holes on a bowling ball.
What's the difference between the Universe a wife?
You can't see the Universe expanding.
What's the difference between a wife and the planet Earth?
The earth doesn't ask you if the moon makes it look fat.
What's the difference between a wife and an angel?
Neither one will let you forget who's The Boss.
What's the difference between a mouse trap and a wife?
You can escape a mouse trap.
What's the difference between a cigarette and a wife?
Both are cheaper if you buy them overseas.
What's the difference between whiskey and a wife?
Whiskey allows you to forget your problems.
Best original wife joke (i will check on google) gets the points.
2006-08-25 23:50:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thought of another one:
What's the difference between GW Bush and a wife?
You wake up one morning and wonder what on earth you were thinking when you chose them.
2006-08-26 01:30:41 · update #1
Which two rhyming words can put computers and wives in a ryhme/poem?
computers lag,
wives nag.
How can you know if your wife is cheating on you?
she cleans the house and does all the chores and let you relax.
Which job is most suitable for a wif/woman?
a b-l-o-w-j-o-b
What is the best thing to do after getting married?
Saving the wedding ring receipt.
2006-08-26 03:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by WWE Champ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.A.S.E.R. & R.A.D.A.R. are two words that have worked their way into the english language after starting off as aconyms. Its a little known fact that Wife too, was once an acronym
Washing
Ironing
Food
Entertainment
2006-08-26 09:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Whodaman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wives r very greedy and cheap too-----it will be proved by the following joke
a man and a wife wer having sex, the man's pen_is was in her mouth and she said giv me 1000 bucks otherwise i will bite it
the smart husband said giv me 5000 bucks otherwise i will piss over it
2006-08-26 07:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take my wife for instance.....PLEASE
2006-08-26 06:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by joejoeyjbgd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wife jokes are nasty ,ugly,and disgusting
2006-08-26 07:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by bee 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL
2006-08-26 07:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋