The islanders club together to pay for a bridge to the mainland. On completion the head islander inspects the work. 'This is a disaster',he exclaimed,' the bridge just isn't safe. What will the islanders do now he asked?' .......Oh they'll get over it.
2006-08-25 23:25:09 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL..hahaha..lol...omgoodness..lol...time out! lol
2006-08-25 23:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nope Sorry,
The funniest joke ever was written by a Mr. Ernest Scribbler.
And was used by the British Army against the Germans during the Second World War.
The Joke is of course Lethal and for that reason cannot be posted here!
2006-08-25 23:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by Rob S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There can be no such thing as the funniest joke ever as the wonderful thing about humour (as with any art form) is that it is hugely subjective - my wife finds slapstick hilarious for example!
Many's the time I've told I joke which as a recipient I found hysterical, only to find (as in your case) a luke warm reception - though of course delivery plays a huge part. Take Tommy Cooper as the classic example - he barely had to speak and yet I found him just inherently funny
2006-08-25 23:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by daveheez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G'day Boots,
Thanks for sharing the joke.
Regards
2006-08-25 23:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i laughed at it, do u like this one?
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
2006-08-26 07:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not funny enough to be funniest joke ever..... come on u can do better then that .... im waiting
2006-08-25 23:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by christine k 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey MAN,Is this the 1st joke U've ever heard in your life??????
Then it's surely "The Funniest JOKE EVER"
2006-08-25 23:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-08-25 23:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one but not the funniest I ever heard!
2006-08-25 23:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by rickashe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is the funniest joke i ever heard (can i have the points now)
2006-08-25 23:36:29 · answer #10 · answered by cassjag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My head just fell off!
2006-08-25 23:40:37 · answer #11 · answered by Fluke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋