2006-08-25 23:19:04 · 17 answers · asked by dudemanyeah 2 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
Fill your bath with water, immerse leg together with badger. Badger will release or drown. If it releases run before it reattaches. If drowned prise it off and discard carcass
2006-08-25 23:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from the Badger state so I am most qualifed to answer. You have three options-each equally effective:
1. Chew your leg off
2. Get a wolf to eat the badger
3. Find something else(preferably another badger) for the badger to hump.
2006-08-25 23:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by Cherie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm assuming that it's probably a pet, so stabbing it with a knife is out of the question.
It sounds cruel, but every time the badger grabs your leg, set its fur on fire. the fire will scare it and it will release your leg. it will also not really harm the badger because their fur is thick and heavy. chances are, it won't even feel the pain, it will just be scared and run away.
2006-08-25 23:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well seeing that badgers are a protected species, cut your damn leg off.
2006-08-25 23:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crank up some Nirvana. When it lets go of its grip to start singing along, run like a bat outta hell!
2006-08-25 23:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by Yahoo answer dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They tend not to let go. Clubs or guns are about the best way to eget id of them.
2006-08-26 01:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you're sitting there at your computer... can't sleep... bored... and THIS stupid question was the absolute best thing that you could come up with? Did you really chuckle out loud when you thought of it? Cuz, let me tell you dud, it's not that funny.
2006-08-25 23:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by beekiss 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Beat it with a metal bat
2006-08-25 23:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're too damned mean to mess with so just let it have it's way with you!
2006-08-25 23:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by Putt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to amputate, I'm afraid. I'll get the ether.
2006-08-25 23:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋