make me smile?

Question

im having a sh it day already and its only 10.30

Answer 1

just read you answer to my question...... glad you enjoyed it... its kinda a peacefull protest :) - sure ghandi wud have loved the idea :)

Answer 2

go buy a big bar of chocci that always works for me, and think of it this way everthing happen for a reason e.g 2 angels knock on a rich mans door and ask for shelter for the night he is a meany and makes them sleep in the cellar the 1st angel see a hole and fixes it. they move on the nxt morn and go to a poor mans house he lets them stay in his and his wifes bed that night the cow that feeds the whole family dies the 2nd angel is cross and says to the 1st how could you let that happen u fix the mean mans hole and u let the poor mans cow die. the 1st angel explians that not every thing is as it seems the mean man had gold in his hole so he covered it so he couldnt find it and the angel of death came for the poor mans wife that night and the angel gave him the cow instead. so when somthing bad happens you have to think that it could of been worse and maybe you have a guardian angel that protects you. well thats a story i was told recently hope it helps.

Answer 3

You think your having a bad day, whay about these poor fellows.


story about a fly, a fish, a bear, a hunter, a mouse and a cat

There is a moral to this story, but not exactly the one most of us are expecting!


In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."

here was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there's more....

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time)' "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly ... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .. then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse.. The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is:



Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some ***** is in serious danger.

Answer 4

I decided i'd go for the no hair look down below and so thought the quickest way would be to use immac/veet cream. At first everything seemed ok until i had a wee the ammonia stung so bad then i had sex with my partner and his semen made me sting so bad i had to sit on side of bath with shower on my privates. It made me cry at the time but now we laugh at it. Hope this makes you smile.

Answer 5

think of your life as an ocean and all the sh its happened to you is a glass of water poured into the vast ocean. it will dissolve and it wont cause a thing to the ocean water. cheer up :)

Answer 6

John H says look in the mirror and stick your tounge out at yourself

Answer 7

Imagine u just driving trough this day , crousing and choosing , there must b something good there

Answer 8

Big hug xx

Answer 9

Things can only get better

Answer 10

Try the following link!
I believe you will be cheered up.

http://www.rememberingwholeness.com