the fishing joke?

Question

two hard of hearing old men are talking

man 1 "you're going fishing?"
man 2 "noooo, i'm going FISHING!"
man 1 "oooh, i though you're going fishing"

shut up, you know that was funny

Answer 1

now THAT was a dumb, yet silly joke ....keep up the good work :-)

Answer 2

here's some redneck medical terms;

Artery The study of paintings.
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
Barium What doctors do when patients die.
Benign What you be after you be eight.
Catscan Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic A sheep dog.
Coma A punctuation mark.
D&C Where Washington is.
Dilate To live long.
Enema Not a friend.
Fester Quicker than someone else.
Fibula A small lie.
Genital Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail What you hang your coat on.
Impotent Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff A Doctor's cane.
Morbid A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
Node I knew it.
Outpatient A person who has fainted.
Ovaries You get to try again.
Pap Smear A fatherhood test.
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative A letter carrier.
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery.
Rectum Pretty near killed him.
Secretion Hiding something.
Seizure Roman emperor.
Tablet A small table.
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of you're out.
Varicose Near by/close by.

Answer 3

It's fine with me :)
Check this out:

Charlie and Farley saw two men at a river bridge fishing in a most peculiar manner. One was holding the other over the parapet by his ankles and the second was hooking the fish out of the water with his hands! Strange though this angling technique may have been it was remarkably successful, and the man being held over the bridge was throwing up big fish every few seconds. 'Let's try that!' said Charlie to Farley, and Farley agreed. So on they walked till they came to another bridge, where Charlie held on to Farley's ankles and waited for his friend to throw up lots of fish. But five minutes went by and Farley had caught nothing; ten minutes, twenty minutes -- an hour, then two hours, and still no fish. Then suddenly Farley called out, 'Charlie, pull me up quick! There's a train coming!'

Answer 4

I read it three times to see if I missed something. Nope, not funny.

Answer 5

Don't get it, wheres the funny part.?

Answer 6

i don't get it makes no sense think you forgot the funny part

Answer 7

no it wasnt
thanks 4 wasting part of my life

Answer 8

HEARING LOSS IS FUNNY ? JUST KIDDING BUT COULD YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU THINK THIS BAD BOY IS FUNNY ?

Answer 9

i just don't get it but that was funny in itself :o)

Answer 10

i'll rather just shut up