While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For God's sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the f***ing morning!!"
he he he....how's it?
2006-08-25 21:40:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
hahahaha
hahahahhah
funny......................
2006-08-25 22:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thx I'll pass...I'll have to wake up first and beat the drum...no no no I'll get the one with tht bird coming out....of the small hole and saying whatever....
2006-08-26 06:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
na, I don't think I shuld have tht talking alarm...I better have ur voice recorded and keep it on my rooftop to frighten away the owls perching there...muahahahahahahahahah.......
lol ! 12/10 ....ah! out of scores ! :))
2006-08-26 16:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that is hilarious! as long as its not me on the other side of the wall.....Sounds like a neighbor I used to have.lol
2006-08-30 18:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by 2shy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i wont 1
2006-08-26 05:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. No, thanks. I'm not into swinging hammers. LOL.
Have a really nice Saturday!
2006-08-26 09:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have red it before somewhere but i forgot. but it's okay
2006-08-26 04:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very nice
2006-08-26 04:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one!
2006-08-26 05:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda old sorry â¥
2006-08-30 22:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
booooooooooooooooo
2006-08-30 22:55:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋