Does anyone know any? These ones i've heard but trust me they don't work!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!
Hi, i just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.....
I may not be fred flintstone but i bet i can make your bed rock....
I'm new in town, could i have directions to your house?
Do you know what winks and makes love like a panther? (then wink)
You smell.Want to take a shower together?
I've got one hour to live and don't want to die a virgin-help me!
Before you run, i am not a freak.......
I've lost that loving feeling, please help me find it...
Come on, you'll do.....
Hi, i'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples..........
Have you got any funny one's?
2006-08-25 21:33:02 · 8 answers · asked by missy minx 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
nice shoes wana furootk
2006-08-25 21:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me (leans over and looks at the girl's shirt label) i'm just wondering if you were made for me..
am in heaven? why is God sending me an angel like you?
i must've done something GOOD to deserve a girl like you..
is it hot in here or is it just YOU?
2006-08-25 21:47:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i flirt with you?
guy: can i have 1$? girl:why? guy:so that i can phone god and tell him he left 1 of his angels behind..
did it hurt? when you fell from heaven...
stick your finger in your drink and toutch the girls shirt... and then say, now lets get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a cold.
2006-08-25 21:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Hector 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
girl a quit this sport a long time ago! You will find freaks only there!
2006-08-25 21:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy - Walk up to chick and start rubbing your face vigorously
girl - what are you doing???
guy - Warming up your seat... (",)
2006-08-25 22:28:32 · answer #5 · answered by Henry viii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it when pretty chicks piss all over my f*ucking face!
2006-08-25 21:38:45 · answer #6 · answered by solipsistic 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know what would look good on your ears.....your ankles.
2006-08-25 21:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by loveorlust06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you just fart because you just blew me away
2006-08-25 21:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋