if you have to pass gas...in public?

Question

a) do u do it, so u don't have an upset stomach
b) don't do it as to not embarras yourself
c) do it and blame it on the person stading next to you

Answer 1

I have passed gas many times in public. It's not that I have to, It's always a conscious effort to do so. In fact, it's the only place I have passed gas.
a) No, I don't do it so I don't have an upset stomach.
b) I don't find it embarrassing at all.
c) I never blame someone else for my own decisions.

Really, come'on there are like a gazillion gas stations out there... : )

Answer 2

I make a different noise while I do it like move my chair or something. If it stinks, I just leave but blame it on someone else if a must stay.

Answer 3

none of the above what u have to do is "crop Dust" and thios is the act of walking around passing the gas slowing sooo u stink up the hole area while u walk away

Answer 4

I let'r rip then say something like, nice who was that?, cmon be proud, well if no one else is gonna claim it then that was me cuz it was a good one........that way everyone laughs and no one thinks thinks it was really me.

Answer 5

none of the above i blame my side kick super hero the wonder dog

Answer 6

my dad would pretend to be looking at a rack of clothes n purposely rip a loud one near old ladies, then look at them as if they did it turning his head holding his nose lol

Answer 7

I do it for fun. Also it's one of the few things in life that I'm good at.

Answer 8

try to find an elevator or a crowded bus

Answer 9

d) I'll let the gas out slowly, that doesn't make any weird sound or smell.

Answer 10

c