The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country
music singer.
One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to
service
lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she
answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"
"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with
you."
So she said come right on in.
He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.
Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street. She
was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around herself
and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands -
which allowed the towel to fall to the floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed.
"It's Conway Twitty!"
And the preacher said ....... "Hello, Darlin!!"
2006-08-25 20:33:16 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent!
2006-08-25 21:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldy but a goody.
2006-08-25 20:36:21 · answer #2 · answered by up all night 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny yes!
2006-08-30 18:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that... Nothing like 'Baby's got her Blue Jeans On'.
2006-08-25 20:58:13 · answer #4 · answered by STEPHEEDEE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-08-30 15:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-30 15:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-26 02:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋