Does Any 1 Remember Conway Twitty ???

Question

The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country
music singer.

One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to
service
lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she
answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with
you."
So she said come right on in.

He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street. She
was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around herself
and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands -
which allowed the towel to fall to the floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed.
"It's Conway Twitty!"

And the preacher said ....... "Hello, Darlin!!"

Answer 1

Nice to see ya.........It's been a log time!!!


good one!!!!!!

Answer 2

Very funny! Your intro reminded me of another joke.

For you: The man who rung the town's big heavy churchbell died, they hired his handicapped brother Mario to take his place. Mario had no arms so he would climb the belltower and run face first into the bell, causing it sway enough for the bell to ring.

One day he lost his balance, missed the bell and fell out the tower window to his death. An old couple happened upon his dead body at the base of the belltower.
"How sad! I think I know him."
"Of course you do - he's a DEAD RINGER for his brother."
"I thought his face rang a bell."

Answer 3

no