ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008
This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2008 that we're not sure how funny this really is...
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.
Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@home.net. Which number are you calling from sir?
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this inform ation?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.
Custo mer: The HSS, what is that?
Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.
Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice .
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.
Customer: I'll run o ver to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also.
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.
Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2003, conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?
Customer: (speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
2006-08-25 20:26:52 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... I enjoyed it.. thanks
2006-08-25 20:41:09 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I do hate paying and calling, I sound like a junkie when calling "*scratching neck* Hey, man, hey, man, hello? Hey, man, could could I get a commmmbination pizza, man, yeah, yeah, combination, everything,man, alright, alright, i'll be waiting, man....". I also hate how much I'm gonna tip, because sometimes you get a kid, but the other times you the get the big giant old monster that looks like he probably licked your pizza on the way of the delivery drive, so he doesn't really deserve a tip... I like Round Table Combination Pizza :)
2016-03-27 06:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow ♥
2006-08-30 15:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scary thought..lol
2006-08-31 05:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by steffie2u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEAR GOD< HOW DID YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT M.....no never mind
2006-08-30 15:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by bigbadbrownsbacker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a great joke!!!!
2006-08-25 20:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by traceylolanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that was pretty funny.
2006-08-25 20:31:26 · answer #7 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. thank god it was only a joke..
2006-08-25 20:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by iNn3RbEaUtY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FUNNY BUT LONG
2006-08-30 17:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!!!
2006-08-30 07:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-08-26 02:41:49 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋