Allright guys, enjoy this!!
>
> >>Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !
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> >>
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> >>How many men does it take to open a beer?
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> >>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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> >>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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> >>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
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> >>probably never
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> >>be able to support you.
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> >>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
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> >>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
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> >>them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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> >>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
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> >>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
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> >>How do you fix a woman's watch?
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> >>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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> >>Why do men fart more than women?
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> >>Because women can't shut up long enough to
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> >>build up the required pressure.
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> >>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
>yelling at
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> >>the
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> >>front door, who do you let in first?
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> >>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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> >>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
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> >>A woman who won't do what she's told.
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> >>I married a Miss Right.
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> >>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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> >>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
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> >>a woman's sex drive by 90%.
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> >>It's called a Wedding Cake.
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> >>Why do men die before their wives?
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> >>They want to.
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> >>Women will never be equal to men until they can
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> >>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
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> >>gut, and still think they are sexy.
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> >>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
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> >>Then God created Man and rested.
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> >>Then God created Woman.
>
> >>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
>
>
2006-08-25 20:24:30 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
2006-08-26 02:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a non-lazy man (who helps out around the house), and a lazy man are about to jump off a bridge into water. Who makes the biggest splash?
The lazy man. The other 3 don't exist.
2006-08-31 16:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOMEN FIGHT BACK!
>there were three blondes walking through the desert when they found a genie in a bottle. It said it would grant them a wish each.
the first blonde wished to be 50% smarter so she was turned into a brunette, the second blonde wanted to be 20% smarter so she was turned into a redhead, but the third blonde was so full of herself that she wished to be 15% DUMBER........
so she was turned into a man.
2006-08-25 21:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by hotpinkchik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Here's a couple more...
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
...Give her a shovel
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
...Nothing, you already told her twice
Why is a remote better than a woman?
...The remote has mute
2006-08-25 20:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for this. I am glad that you are helping to maintain proper balance between men and women even in case of humour.
Good luck to you.
2006-08-25 20:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somehow I don't find these jokes funny. It was like listening to the school bully.
2006-08-30 18:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't men get mad cow disease?
All men are pigs.
2006-08-25 20:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by foogill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was super-duper not a question.
2006-08-25 20:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by kchavis83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what has a toilet seat, a birthday and a clitoris got in common?.............. men miss them all
2006-08-30 11:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by kazbo25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
booooo
2006-08-30 15:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not everything is true
but you have a point :)
2006-08-25 20:38:22 · answer #11 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋