A prominent Columbia Maryland Yuppette had her teenage niece from New York visiting for the summer. She decided to sit down and have a talk with the girl explaining how things were done in Yuppie City.
"Darling," she advised, "you must be careful of certain men who offer you several drinks. Before you realize it, they'll push you down on a couch and ... well ... our family will be disgraced."
Less than a week later, the Aunt asked her how things were going.
"Great!" said the girl. "A young stud did indeed try to ply me with liquor, but I made him drink them. Then, when he was bombed out of his mind, I pushed him down on couch and screwed his brains out. So it looks like our family's doing pretty damn good, huh?"
2006-08-25 19:51:27 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. lol. nevr expected that
2006-08-28 09:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I've told something like this where the aunt said he'll try to get on top of you and have sex with you and you'll disgrace us and she comes back the next night and says well i got on top of him and disgraced his family lol ♥
2006-08-25 19:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deffinatly not bad you can join my group with gags like that! :)
2006-08-25 20:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dangz!! ANOTHER TEN!! so perfect!! thx..love these jokes!..:)
2006-08-25 19:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....
good one... rating 10/10
^^
2006-08-25 20:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.....damn funny !!!
2006-08-25 19:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Yep.
2006-08-26 04:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!!
2006-08-25 19:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by traceylolanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋