P-u-s-s-y And B-i-t-c-h (I'll probably hear about this one)?

Question

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."

She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.

He says "well, p-u-s-s-y and b-i-t-c-h".

She says "Oh That's no big deal, p-u-s-s-y is a cat like our little Mittens, and b-i-t-c-h is a female dog like our Sandy."

He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement.

He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning."

Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?"

He tells him...p-u-s-s-y and b-i-t-c-h.

Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is p-u-s-s-y."

"OK dad, so what's a b-i-t-c-h?"

"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

Answer 1

aha! lol me likey this joke. oh so true except for me i'm an angel no matter what part you're talking about o:) ♥

Answer 2

LOL. Nothing like a diagram to get the picture, or is that vice versa? LOL.

Have a great weekend!

Answer 3

I have heard that one before and it is still funny everytime I hear it.

Answer 4

lol. I love your dirty jokes and as always, I'm your biggest fan. keep them coming

Answer 5

LOL LOL hahaha

nice one you got there

keep it up :)

Answer 6

PERFECT 10!! heard this joke somewhere but not here...lmao! finally...:)

Answer 7

So...uhhh..when did "jokes" become "questions?" Is someone desperate for attention?

Answer 8

very nice

Answer 9

I like it . On ya mate !!!

Answer 10

I like it !!