John is sitting in a bar drinking his drink when an old man walks by and says; "I did your mother."
John ignores the old man and keeps drinking. A little while later the same old man walks by and says; "I did your mother."
John once again ignores him and keeps drinking.
About ten minutes later the old man walks by again and says; "I did your mother and your mother bl... me every night."
Finally John says; "You're drunk Dad, go home."
he he he....u like it huh?
2006-08-25 19:40:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was great thx! i laughed so hard i cried alittle!
2006-08-30 11:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by 2shy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/
Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-08-30 02:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good come back...hes probably not his father....just saying that so tht people won't notice tht the strange man is actually helping her mum cheat on his dad........funny man.....good one BABy
2006-08-26 06:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's lucky to get one after being married so long. What a nice lady!
2006-08-30 19:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ! baby..so u have eaten up the whole of SIXTH SENSE tht I gave ya?? I culd see tht..ur jokes r truely comin' out with a sense !! lol...j/k !!
10/ 10...move on to enter ur dynasty.....!!
2006-08-26 16:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So says the baby
2006-08-26 03:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by danhowell_diana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
Another gud 1 from u!!!
2006-08-26 02:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before still good though check out my group i could use some more stuff like that on it :)
2006-08-26 03:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by mark d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definetly good humor, and who is that kid that`s a great picture.
2006-08-26 02:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by star sailor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL have a great weekend
2006-09-01 06:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋