Mean things you do to your cats?

Question

Ok I know this is going to create an uproar but as a guy, I treat my cat a little differently than most woman treat theirs. And yes I guess I'm also a little mean, I wouldn't like it if the position was reverse but it's not. But I would like to mention I'm not interested in abuse stories and if that's what you're into, please don't answer. I'm interested more on the line of pulling the seat out of someone when they are trying to sit down type. Have fun with this question.

My mean thing: I put scotch tape around his paws. He hates it because of the noise it makes and shakes it and walks funny when it's on. It's hilarious. =) Yes I know it's mean.

Answer 1

We play "spinny" put him on the kitchen floor and spin him! He gets dizzy and tries to run. It's funny! I swear he likes it though, he always comes right back like "oohhh Ohhh do it again" We touch the little hairs on his ear when he's sleeping. Our cat is a spaz though, he attacks things that aren't there... probably from all the spinning!

Answer 2

Had a cat once that loved peanut butter, so I would stick it to the roof of it's mouth. Licking it off the roof of it's mouth caused it to stick it's tongue out unbelievably far. It's face would wrinkle up, the eyes would squint and the wiskers would stick out funny. I would split a side laughing. When the peanut butter was gone, the cat would beg for more.

Launch the kitten: had a kitten once that would drool when he purred. Around 2am, as I slept, he would purr/drool in my ear, I would jump up, launching the kitten.

Rope the kitty: When the cat looses interest in the string, wrap it loosly around it's sholders, so the cat can step through the loops. The cat gets loosly tangled in the string and tries to ignore it, two steeps before it falls away, the cat looses control and savagely attacks the string, jumping, fliping itself into a forward roll in mid-air, etc.

Butter the nose (not the nostrils) is another good one.

I guess us women don't rough-house as much as men. When I've tried, I've created skidy-kittys (skidish/nervous), so when I've stopped long enough, they mellowed out again.

Answer 3

I point out the fact that she's adopted. Oh sure, she looks at me like she doesn't understand, but I know the truth, she's crying on the inside. Ok, nah. But sometimes I come up behind her and quickly tap her and shout, and she jumps. High. My sister (actually, the cat is hers) and I also talk to her in the most obnoxious voices imaginable, and say retarded random things. Not that what we're saying matters to the cat.

Answer 4

I don't do. Rootbeer does it to himself. He loves to play in boxes. But here's the funny part....He will close himself in. Rootbeer actually pulls the flaps over to close the box. Sometimes it takes him 5 minutes other times it takes him longer to do this. It's funny to watch. I guess he just wants to shut out the world for a catnap. Another thing he does...if there is a paper bag with handles he will crawl through the handle get stuck and walk around trying to get the thing off. Another funny thing to see.

Answer 5

I'm calling the ASPCA. Then, I am gonna call a therapist for you all. The meanest thing I do is forget to clean their cat boxes in like a day or two. Drives them nuts. They start kickin the crap around and outside of the box. haha... then I make my husband clean it up, while the cats and I watch. My husband will force kisses on both of our cats and boy they get really annoyed then. I hope your endeavers with cat meaness doesnt turn cruel. (; shame on the guy who kicked the cat and made it have seizers!

Answer 6

Why do you people torment defenseless creatures.

Why not just play and have fun with them. Horrid to hear about kicking until the poor thing seizes.

A question on how to solve the garbage invading is a much more worthwhile question (get a kitchen trash container with a lid - Hello!? Anybody home?)

Answer 7

when my cat was a kitten, while we was asleep in bed she jumped on and started chasing the lights on the wall from cars coming down the street, the lights was near the wall where ours heads are and she jumped right up and landed on my head with her claws, needless to say i jumped up and when i looked had a scratch on my eyebrow that was bleeding. I now have a permanent scar there.

Answer 8

i sometimes have staring match with my cat and then suddenly put on a really scary face and he runs away frightened... but then i go and scoop him up and pet him for a little bit... i love my cat... takes a real inhumane person to do anything but love a cat... lol sometimes i inhale my cat's breathe, kinda freaky, but it smells like innocence to me (guess innocence smells like fish)

Answer 9

Its bad enough that you do mean things to your own cat. But wanting to hear about others doing it!

Answer 10

This one will probably get me reported, maybe but here goes. When me and my wife finally moved into a place where we could have animals she brought her cat, which made me angry in the beginning because he would get into the garbage. Then one day I got up on the wrong side of the bed, well I go out into the kitchen to fix some breakfast before work. I see garbage all over the place so I go looking for the cat, I found him in our bedroom cowering under the crib. I took him out shoved his face in the garbage, then took him back to the bedroom and proceeded to spike him like a football in plain view of my wife. Well she told me later that the cat had a seizure just after I left, I wasn't trying to achieve that as you may have though but it happend. My wife kept telling me that the cat would never stop getting into the trash since it was used to that.