A group of dinner guests were blaming all of America's troubles on lawyers when a woman said, "They aren't all so bad. Why, last year a lawyer gave me $1000."
"I don't believe it," the host responded.
"It's true, I swear it," said the woman.
"Well, how did it happen," the man asked, a bit suspicious.
"I had a complicated personal injury case," the woman said, "and what with the lawyer's fee, the cost of expert witnesses, the expense of the appeal and so on, my bill was $41,000. When the judgment only amounted to $40,000, my lawyer told me I wouldn't have to pay him the difference."
2006-08-25 18:31:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Philanthropic Lawyer! LOL.
Now, that's an oxymoron,if I've ever seen one! LOL.
2006-08-26 06:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do black legal specialists supply a hundred% attempt to White purchasers with low earnings? Or do they simply bypass interior the path of the ropes merely to close the case? form of like a black motor vehicle salesman finding for a rapid dollar.
2016-12-11 15:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha oh my dirty lawyer I will never be one of those hehe ♥
2006-08-25 18:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-08-25 19:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny
2006-08-26 06:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by 4thebest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb lawyers, and dumb blondes too
2006-08-25 19:21:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..okay..10!..thanks..:)
2006-08-25 18:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋