Is he watching from the classic omnipotent eagle-eye view? Is he enjoying the smelly vapors? And if he is everywhere, does that meant he is INSIDE the bowl when we poop?
2006-08-25 18:22:39 · 21 answers · asked by ravvo99 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God's everywhere...He's even in your heart when you are pulling every single muscle in your body to push that gigantic poop out of your bowels. He'd be this voice inside you coaxing you, 'You can do it!' So yah....he's everywhere.
2006-08-25 18:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by citrusy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes He's watching, but He made us, so poop and the smelly vapors are nothing to God! Lol!
2006-08-25 18:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by Deltadiva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's creepy. I certainly hope not. Cause if he is, I do a lot of sinning in the bathroom. He'd certainly be getting his money worth at the peep show.
2006-08-25 18:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Becca 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As many people that have died while taking a poop, I sure hope He is watching over me!
2006-08-25 18:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by Serving Jesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's watching but He is not terribly interested in the results of decay(caused by the fall).
2006-08-25 18:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
fantastic question. !
gross. but I liked it.
and I like to think --God is watching out for me and examining my poop to see how I'm doing. like with a puppy or an infant.
2006-08-25 20:18:55 · answer #6 · answered by sweets 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure God changes the channel when I take a shi.t
2006-08-25 18:28:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in Santa Clause?? cause if you do, Ya he's watching you!!! ha! ha! sorry, I just think thats ridiculas!!!
2006-08-25 18:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by buggz_41 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the Holy Sh... I mean Holy Spirit. (If you're not Christian, no one's watching you poo, so it's okay!)
2006-08-25 20:20:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is watching you everywhere-from your roof top to the bottom of your toilet bowl.
moo- ha- ha!
2006-08-25 18:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by wordsofapoet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋