(note this - for want of better term joke? - works best in voice)
There once was a poor preist who was driving home one fateful night when all of a sudden a rabbit hopped out infront of his car....
SCREEEEEEEEEE... BUMP .... EEEECHH....
"Oh my Lord", he stated, "That poor rabbit!"
he left the car to check what he'd done, and found the poor creature, mortally wounded, blood everywhere...
So he knelt before it and prayed "Oh heavenly father I beseech your forgivness for killing one of your wonderous creations"
Meanwhile a salesperson, who was hitchhiking in the area came across the preist saying "don't worry, its not as bad as all that."
The Preist looked at him and said "How can you say that I've.. I've killed the poor thing"
instead of consoling the preist the salesman bought out his breifcase and pulled out a bottle, from which he sprinked a fine liquid all over the rabbit which promptly got up and hopped away merrily.
Stunned the preist asked "What was in that?"
"Hare Restorer!"
2006-08-25 18:10:45 · 10 answers · asked by ForgeAus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the kind that bring back dead hair huh? lol
2006-08-25 18:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Add that the rabbit hopped away and waved, hopped and waved, hopped and waved...It was Hare Restorer with permanant wave...
2006-08-26 12:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by midge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Funny!!!
2006-08-25 18:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a moment, I thought it was a priest and rabbi joke!
2006-08-25 18:13:14 · answer #4 · answered by citrusy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know why you says, its sounds better in voice, its the same, all that screeech crap doenst help the punch...two points!
2006-08-25 18:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Joshua Obi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice lol â¥
2006-08-25 18:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry to say this but kinda lame
2006-08-25 18:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by kevin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I should've seen that coming!!!
LOL
2006-08-25 18:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-26 07:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... wat a surprise, gd for an advertisement
2006-08-25 18:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋