A mother is driving her little girl to a friends house.
"Mommy, how old are you?"
"Honey, it's not polite to ask a lady that." The mother responds.
"Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
"Now really, those are personal questions and are really none of your business." the mother says. Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get divorced?" "That is enough questions young lady!" The exasperated mother walks away.
"My mom won't tell me anything about her", the little girl tells her friend. "Well, all you have to do is look at her drivers lisence. It is like a report card, it has everything on it!" says the friend.
Later that night, the little girl tells her mother, "I know how old you are, and you are 32."
The mother is very surprised.
"I also know that you weigh 140 lbs."
The mother is shocked now, "How in heavens name did you find that out?"
"And, I know why you and daddy got a divorce!"
"Oh really, WHY?"
"Because you got an F in sex!"
2006-08-25 18:02:16 · 12 answers · asked by momoftwo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked that one keep it up momof2
2006-08-25 18:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by dalmation60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha but I have heard this one before.
2006-08-25 18:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by JustWant2B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It Ha Ha..
2006-08-27 05:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by engineer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.
2006-08-25 18:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-25 18:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by SlipKnoT MaGGoT 666 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funni
2006-08-25 18:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh my clever kid lol ♥
2006-08-25 18:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that was funni
2006-08-25 18:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by kimmyy(: 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehahahahah
2006-08-25 18:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by tlmorton@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! wallah! 10!..lol
2006-08-25 18:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋