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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

2006-08-25 17:18:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

The maid....no mail delivery on Sunday.

2006-08-25 17:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by damndirtyape212 5 · 0 0

The Maid! No mail on Sunday

2006-08-26 00:22:02 · answer #2 · answered by 29moons 2 · 0 0

The maid lied to the police that she was getting the mail, even though mail is not delivered on Sundays. It was she, who got arrested by the Police.

2006-08-26 00:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

The Maid

2006-08-26 00:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Jess F 1 · 0 0

The Maid. Unless Sunday is mail day.

2006-08-26 00:22:58 · answer #5 · answered by madhex 1 · 0 0

I am sure the maid was picking up the mail from Saturday, since everyone was out that day and no one had picked it up. I'll bet the wife sent her out to get it so there wouldn't be a witness as she killed her husband then snuck back upstairs and pretended to be sleeping. She was jealous of the affair he was having with the Burger King, who would mysteriously appear in their bed holding a sandwich in the mornings. She had spotted him many times staring through their bedroom window and, on one occasion, he had knocked her off their tandem bicycle as they were passing through a tunnel, taking her place on the back seat.

2006-08-26 00:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by northwest.poet 4 · 1 0

The maid b/c mail doesn't run on Sundays.

2006-08-26 00:22:37 · answer #7 · answered by cutie~patootie 1 · 0 0

the maid. Mail isn't delivered on Sunday.

2006-08-26 00:23:38 · answer #8 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0 0

the maid because the mail doesnt come on sundays

2006-08-26 00:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by qtpie131192 2 · 0 0

The maid. In my state (SC) I don't get mail sunday...unless I did'nt check on Saturday.

2006-08-26 00:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by midori1012001 2 · 0 0

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