Pay back!!
> Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
>the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a
>U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
>
>After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
>was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up
>and get a coke."
>
>"Don't get up," said the Marine. "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it
>for you."
>
>As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and
>spat in it.
>
>When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
>looks good. I'd really like one, too."
>
>Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
>
>While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe
>and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed
>the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into
>his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
>
>"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go
>on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
>This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
>
>
>THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN.
2006-08-25 16:51:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolol that was funny... but not hilarious... now its not funny... now its boring... crap i should stop thinking when im ahead...
lol but it was funny
2006-08-25 16:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wooooooooooooohooooooooooooo
Way to go USA.
That was a really good one.
2006-08-25 16:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by Erica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, i dont think i would leave my shoes off while on a plane though, you never know what weirdos there are there, lol
2006-08-25 17:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by penguin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
USA!
Good one!
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-08-26 05:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Yes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way tooooo gooood.thank you for the laugh.GO MARINES & THE GOOD OLE U.S.A.
2006-08-26 18:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny real funny i think you should post more
2006-08-25 16:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by QU!NT!N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. A good one.
2006-08-26 07:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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that is so funny
good one
2006-08-25 17:46:29 · answer #8 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o wow!
nice:)
2006-08-25 17:06:59 · answer #9 · answered by Christine!!!♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋