i see you all said i should confront my fear of wrestling scorpions, my question is ........ do scropions make good roommates?? do they have the tendancy to pay bills and rent on time, or are they generally slackers, not to be too stereotypical!! anything would help, thanks!!
2006-08-25 16:13:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i see that some of you thought i said scorpio like the sign when in all actuality i said scorpion, like the animal..... er vegatable, whatever they are, the thing with the sweet tail with the spike on it that can pierce a grown man's hicking boot with one thrust, yeah!!
2006-08-25 16:21:26 · update #1
hey softball, i can appreciate critisicm, i am not doing this for you, i am doing it for me, i laugh so hard at my own jokes i blow my blood vessels in the sides of my neck, but thank you for saying i'm not annoying!! oh ho ho, you messed that sentence up methinks, oh ho ho!!
2006-08-25 16:36:26 · update #2
not to be rude or anything, but please stop! ur not funny, or annoying. you ask stupid questions to try to be funny, and your not. please stop asking questions, and i'm really not trying to be rude, even though it sounds that way. :|
2006-08-25 16:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by softball002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scorpions make terrible roommates.
They never pay rent, they never pay bills and they just hide and wait to bite and poison the unsuspecting.
Do not wrestle a scorpion.
Avoid scorpions.
Not to be too stereotypical but scorpions have no place in the home.
Get a gecko instead.
2006-08-25 16:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by Temple 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey know not all scorpios are bad i am 1 i have a job clean up after myself when i make a mess were all not bad just some of us the only thing i could tell you is go with your instinct if you think there bad then dont do it
2006-08-25 16:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by devilslittleangel47713 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I try not to stereotype. You have to know the scorpion personally. Whether he's cool or the type to sting....
2006-08-25 16:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by UseAnotherNickname 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, they won't even go out and get a job! Bunch of bums. You would end up cleaning after their nasty selves and they would keep you up ALL night just yak yak yakking away.
2006-08-25 16:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're cheap bastards. Or at least the ones I''ve met are.
*Note: The only scorpio I know is my lil sister.
2006-08-25 16:16:49 · answer #6 · answered by Tigris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u r expecting too much from bloody scorpions....they dont have no brains enough to think that far
2006-08-25 16:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by vinay k 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
scorpions? They are lousy roomates. I had one and let me tell you, he messed my whole apartment up!
2006-08-25 16:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
trying hard NOT to be SARCASTIC ha? if that's the case let the roaches march in...& tell the scorpins the room is full.
2006-08-25 16:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by Urban Hermit 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
man you have too much time on your hands
2006-08-25 16:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
man...this is not even a riddle nor a joke
2006-08-25 16:16:05 · answer #11 · answered by TANNY P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋