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Question

im feeln pretty bummd at the moment...no idea why...if anyone has any jokes...or sweet little anecdotes...please share....thank you...i would love to give more than two points to everyone who answers...but unfortunately i cant...but i love you all for trying to help me....

thanks again...kisses all around... :-)

my bummn just reminded me of sumthn i saw on my myspace bulletin...enjoy..its so sweet.. :-) ♥
6 word love letter

If this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."

thats cute iMagiNe...i was born in december...

Answer 1

awww i hate to hear ur feeling down here is a veyr cute quote that i love, i hope it make su feel better

I love thee, I love but thee
With a love that shall not die
Till the sun grows cold,
And the stars grow old...

now smile u look cuter like that :D

Answer 2

Come on!Don't feel sad!Feel :)
This website is a list of jokes website:http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=jokes&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t500&x=wrt
Here is one from one of the websites:Dad will never say
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal

Answer 3

Cheer up, it's weekend! Here are three jokes, at least one could make you smile

Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Johnny just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

One day, a man was walking on the beach when he sees a woman with no arms or legs sitting on a bench crying. He asks her, "Why are you crying?" She said, "I've never been hugged." So the man hugs her, but she's still crying. The man asked, "Why are you crying?" The woman said, "I've never been kissed." So the man kisses her, but she's still crying. The man said, "Now why are you crying?" The woman said, "I've never been screwed." The man picks her up, throws her in the ocean and said, "Now you're screwed!"

An angry man walks into a bar, after losing a case in court. He screams out, "All lawyers are idiots!" A man approaches him and says, "Hey, I'm deeply offended by that. How dare you make such a claim!" The man asks, "Why, is it because you're a lawyer?" The man replies, "No, I'm an idiot!"

Answer 4

So there's a blond on a quiz show with a Blonde audience, the quizer, is a male brunet. He asks her, what is "50 x 3" she answers, "1 million!". He replys "no". The blonde audience say "giver another chance!" so he does. he asks again, what is "10 + 10 ?" the blonde replys "umm... 12?" he says "no". Once again, the blonde audience says "give her another chance!" and so he does once again. he says, "what is 1 + 1 ?" she replys, "2" and the blonde audience says "give her another chance!"

Here's another one:

The is a guy, who just got a new porche he goes to a grocery store and his attendent is a female blond.He tells her, "i wont be needing your help today, but thanks anyway!" she replys "okay.."
while he is shopping, she comes running to him "some guy just stole your porche!" he then sais, "did you call the police??" she says "no, i did better! i got the liscence plate number! =D"

more =D

A red head, a brunette and a blonde go to a bar. the bar tender says " hey girls, there's a magic mirror in the bathroom, if you go to it and say smothing true, it will give you 100 dollars. but if you lie you will disappear! " the red head goes and says "i think i am the smartest girl in the world!" and *poof* 100 $ appear.And so, the brunette goes and says "i think i am the most beatiful girl in the world!" and *poof* 100$ appear. the blonde goes and says, "i think..." and *poof* she dissapears!

Answer 5

There was a man who's car had broken down. He got out to check on the engine, and gasoline sprayed all over his arm. Well, at long last, the fella finally got the car started and got in to drive off. In the meantime, he tried to light a smoke and his arm caught on fire. He hung his arm out the window to put out the fire and a policeman pulled him over for...get this...displaying a fire-arm.

Answer 6

this guy hates his new wifes cat. so he takes it down the road in his car an drops it off. gets back opens door theres the cat.next night takes the cat 2 miles away drops it off ,goes back home the cat there too.so the next night he goes 5 miles away takes a left ,right, another right a left a right then drops it off .he heads back home but gets lost. so he pulls over an calls his wife (honey is the cat there, yes,put her on i need directions

Answer 7

there were two guys one gets bit on his balls by a snake and he is telling the other guy to go get help. so the other guy runs to his car and calls 911. the operator ask what is your situation? well my friend got bit on the balls by a snake what do i do? Operator says well you have to suck the poison out. the guy says WHAT. operator says it again you have to suck the poison out and the guy says OK. so then he goes back to the guy and the other guy says what happen did u get help and his friend said yea but the doctor says there is nothing you can do. ha ha i know stupid but like u said i tryed

Answer 8

I'm sorry you're upset and I hope you feel better. You are beautiful inside out....don't let anyone get you down. Have a great day and keep your head up! Good luck

Answer 9

Aww, you are such a sweet person! I give you kisses all around too and hopefully this sadness will disappear. Just remember, you are special!!

Answer 10

One day I was spending time with a good friend of mine named...well, I'll just call him "Tim." He asked me a deep and philosophical question, "Hey, have you ever talked to yourself in your mind, you know, without anyone else hearing it but you, because it's in your mind?"
To which I replied, "Um, it's called thinking, Tim."

Okay, maybe that's not so funny. I have a joke.
How do you stop a snake from striking?

A: pay it better wages. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....ahah...eh...)