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Official! World's funniest joke
Monday, October 7, 2002 Posted: 8:24 AM EDT (1224 GMT)


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"


http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/

2006-08-25 15:29:17 · 10 answers · asked by loudy_foudy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Yeah, it's not even that funny! I wonder how it's the "World's Funniest Joke?

2006-08-25 15:51:24 · update #1

10 answers

i heard this joke before. I guess it's funny but it also upsetting and stupid. I dont think it can be considered the funniest joke in the world though.

2006-08-25 15:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by polkadot 2 · 1 0

Here's another hunter joke:
There were two hunters in the woods, one of them almost shot the other's mother-in -law.
1st hunter: Man! You almost shot my mother-in-law!
2nd hunter: I'm sorry, have a shot at mine.

2006-08-25 22:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by monocleegg 3 · 0 0

ha thats funny

2006-08-25 22:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by Riley 1 · 0 0

You sure it wasn't a blonde?

2006-08-25 22:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by Loopy 2 · 0 0

IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET IT BUT IT WAS OK.

2006-08-25 22:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by MMN 4 · 0 0

Heard it!!!

2006-08-25 23:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0 0

sorry...uh...that wasnt that funny...

2006-08-25 22:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by laker_pride 2 · 0 0

lol

2006-08-25 22:51:27 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0 0

hahahahahahah funny..................rednecks ???

2006-08-25 22:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0 0

LOL.

2006-08-26 18:16:57 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

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