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Q: What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?


A: Acne doesn't usually come on a boys face until after the age of 10.


you know thats f-ing hilarious i don't care who you are.

2006-08-25 15:26:05 · 10 answers · asked by Kari 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

i have another one..

Q: What does a discount store and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: Little boys pants half off.

2006-08-25 15:49:31 · update #1

10 answers

haha -- my favorite "dirty one" like that is:

What does Michael Jackson have in common with an Olympic Silver medalist?

Wait for it...wait for it...

They both come in a little behind.

Ahh that's terrible; but I still find it amusing. hahaha

2006-08-25 15:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1 1

it was good but here is one like that

Q. How are McDonalds and Michael Jackson alike?



A. They both put the 45yr old meat between the 12 yr old buns

2006-08-25 15:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Matt H 2 · 1 0

You need to get some new material or stop trying to be funny!!

♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥

2006-08-25 17:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0 1

its good but it was originally a michael jackson joke

2006-08-25 15:28:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Blue Eyes 3 · 0 1

LOL! That's pretty good/nasty!

I loved your comment at the end! That was even funnier!

2006-08-25 15:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by loudy_foudy 4 · 1 0

That was really Good

2006-08-25 16:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

why do blacks get shot durring standoffs?
someones yells GET DOWN and they all just up and start dancing

I think mines more offensive.........

2006-08-25 15:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by nicole 2 · 3 0

yea GIT-R-DONE,LORD FORGIVE ME A THE PIGS IN NEW GUINNA

2006-08-25 15:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by pr 1 · 1 0

that rox nice one

2006-08-25 15:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by tomfeltonfan 5 · 1 0

THAT WAS A LITTLE FUNNY

2006-08-25 15:37:34 · answer #10 · answered by MMN 4 · 0 1

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