Willys cynical thought for the fugging day,
This sign will be posted wherever I work: "We don't discriminate against crazy people, but if you're stupid you're on your freaking own!"
*Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
*Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
*Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
*Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
*Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
*Farmer Bill Dies in House
*Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
*Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
*Stud Tires Out
*Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
*Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
*Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
*British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
*Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
*Eye Drops off Shelf
*Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
*Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
*Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
*Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
*Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
*Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
*Miners Refuse to Work after Death
*Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
*Stolen Painting Found by Tree
*Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
*Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
*Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
*Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
*Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
*War Dims Hope for Peace
*If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
*Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
*Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Murder
*Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
*Deer Kill 17,000
*Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
*Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
*New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
*Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
*Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
*Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
*Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
*British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
*Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
*Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
*Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
*New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
*Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
*Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
*Air Head Fired
*Steals Clock, Faces Time
*Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
*Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
*Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
*Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
*Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
*Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
*Include your Children when Baking Biscuits
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2006-08-25 15:15:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; Willy Jokes archives! Best jokes anywhere cause I steal from everywhere!
2006-08-25 15:15:43 · update #1
LMFAO!!!!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group!
So much for higher education! ; )
Keep up the good work darlin' !
2006-08-26 08:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This poor world, and the people who represent it!
LOL.
Thank you for the laughs.
2006-08-26 11:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those were great, thank you. My favorite was "Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"
2006-08-25 15:18:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very nice can you give me 10 points?
2006-08-25 15:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. very good. good find :)
2006-08-25 15:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....those were cute. thanks for bringing a smile to my face...
2006-08-25 15:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong grammar or wrong interpretation??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
2006-08-25 15:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by oh_yeah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋