If I had a_________________ I would___________ and/or_______.
2006-08-25 15:10:11 · 9 answers · asked by La Prieta 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If i had a nude picture of you, i would masturbate and smile
2006-08-26 11:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I had a lot of money I would marry Johnny Depp and live happily ever after.
2006-08-25 15:15:46 · answer #2 · answered by Ooga Booga 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a million Dollars I would buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress that would be cruel.
2006-08-25 15:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by doc_is 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hammer
hammer in the morning
hammer in the evening, all over this land
2006-08-25 16:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by bicpenitentary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a laxative I would poop and wipe.
If I had a beer, I would burp and fart.
If I had a tuna melt, I would slap the bacon.
2006-08-25 15:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by kool_rock_ski_stickem 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If I had a "million devil dogs"
I would "eat them" and/or "force feed them to my goldfish".
2006-08-25 15:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bellina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i had a BROWNIE i would KILL, and or DESTROY and INSULT the world cuz i am PMSing
lol right
2006-08-25 15:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by erin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dick suck it **** it
2006-08-25 15:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by dan m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty kitty stroke her please her all day long :) mmm
2006-08-25 15:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋