One day little Johny heard his mommy and daddy fighting.
"You bitc*!" yelled his dad.
"You bastard!" yelled his mom.
"Mommy & Daddy what is bitc* and what is bastard?"
"A bitc* is a lady and a bastard is a gentleman."
"Ok," he said and went to play outside.
For some reason, Johnny decided to spy in his neighbor's window. He heard the words "penis" and "vagina".
He didn't know what they meant so he went to ask his mom.
"Mommy, what is penis and what is vagina?" he asked.
"A penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat," she said.
"Ok!" he said, and ran off to see what his daddy was doing.
His dad was shaving his face in the bathroom.
When Johnny walked in, he startled his daddy and his dad got cut.
"$hit!" his daddy yelled.
"Daddy what is $hit?" he asked.
"$hit is a type of shaving cream."
"Ok," he said and went back to his mom who was cutting the turkey. He startled his mom too. "Fuc*!" she yelled.
"Mommy what is fuc*?"
2006-08-25 14:42:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Fuc* is a way of cutting the turkey.
"Ok."
The doorbell rang and Johnny went to answer it. His family's guests were there for Thanksgiving.
"Hello, bitche$ and bastards. May I take you penises and vaginas. My daddy is in the bathroom wipng the **** off his face, and my mommy is ******* the turkey!"
2006-08-25 14:44:09 · update #1
omgsh thats so funny...what stupid parents...hahahahaha :-D
2006-08-25 14:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG that is funny, I'm still laughing!
Good one.
2006-08-25 14:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
High school kids and their jokes...
2006-08-25 14:47:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe **** could be turkey gravy haha
2006-08-25 14:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by slip_knot_dude2005 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh thanks! I heard that joke years ago and forgot how it went.
Thanks for the reminder:)
2006-08-25 14:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by kermit 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was so cute
2006-08-25 14:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ive heard this before........... i love it
2006-08-25 14:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by XxLeaHxX 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!
2006-08-25 14:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by 9:07.04.p.m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
intresting....
2006-08-25 14:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
2006-08-26 11:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋