A joke to start off the weekend :)?

Question

A doctor tells a rich old man that he's going to die if he doesn't get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor to search the world for the best heart available, money is no object. A few days later the doctor calls the old man and says he has found three hearts but they are all expensive. The old man reminds the doctor that he is filthy rich and implores him to tell him about the donors they came from.

'Well, the first one belonged to 22 year old marathon runner, never smoked, ate only the most healthy foods, was in peak condition when he was hit by a bus. No damage to the heart, of course. But it costs $100,000!'

The old man waving off the last part about the cost asks the doctor to tell him about the second donor. 'This one belonged to a 16 year old long-distance swimmer, high school kid. Lean and mean. Drowned when he hit his head on the side of the pool. That heart'll set you back $150,000!'

'Okay,' said the old man, 'what about the third heart?'

'Well this one belonged to a 58 year-old man, smoked three packs of cigarettes a day, weighed over 300 pounds, never exercised, drank like a fish... this heart is going for $500,000!!!'

'Five-hundred grand?!?!', the old man exclaimed, 'why so expensive?'

'Well', said the doctor, 'this heart belonged to a lawyer... so it was never used!'

Answer 1

good stuff, i went to answer your question and seen the a ss on the cex cells avitar, and had to see what that was about, i forgot all about your joke, but i'm sure it was a good one, my apologies!! everyone, check that out, wowza!!

Answer 2

Cute

Answer 3

heres one

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ******’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ******’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ******’ French toast."

Answer 4

I know a lawyer who is so smart that he got a charge of sodomy reduced to following to closely.

Answer 5

you know.... normally I would ummm what's the word... oh shucks i forgot it but i guess you're right I already told you I had no heart hehe ♥

Answer 6

LOL. LOL. 10. Great joke!

Have a great weekend!

Answer 7

great funny nice joke lol

Answer 8

so sad but so true. they are needed in the world today, but do they have to enjoy it so much? sheesh!

Answer 9

Lol! That joke is cool!

Answer 10

Not Bad, Not Bad at all