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Okay here's the joke:
There's an immigrant walking through the park,he hasn't learned much English yet so he is observing everyone.Then, he sees a boy yelling,"He stole my lollypop,he stole my lolly pop!.Then he sees a man saying,"Forks,and knives,forks and knives!".After that while he is walking through Wal-Mart he hears,"Plug it in,plug it in"So while he is driving home he sees a man who was murderd and goes to investegate.Then,the police find at the crime scene,and arrest him.They then ask him,"Why did you kill him?",the man answers,"He stole my lollypop,he stole my lollypop!"Then they ask ,"what did you kill him with with?",he answers,"Forks,and knives,forks and knives!".Tey take him to court and he is found guilty,so they put him in the eletric chair,and the police say,"Ready?",the man anwsers,"Plug it in,plug it in!".....

2006-08-25 14:22:08 · 16 answers · asked by Aubrey Animal Goddess :-) 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

yeah! real funny! sometimes ignorance bring us harm and a big JOKE!

2006-08-25 14:26:50 · answer #1 · answered by cHaStiTy 3 · 0 0

Quite possibly the lamest joke I've ever read.

2006-08-25 21:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by cheekeeteeta 2 · 0 0

Yea its pretty funny, i've heard lots of variations of this joke, this one is one of the good ones i guess...

2006-08-25 21:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one! I heard this one before, but it was a bit different.

2006-08-25 21:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 0 0

Uh, I've heard variations before... and no.

2006-08-25 21:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, it's pretty cute!

2006-08-25 21:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by RoZ 4 · 0 0

thats hillarious...did you get that off tha top of ur head...if so thas pretty good.

2006-08-25 21:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not really

2006-08-25 21:48:45 · answer #8 · answered by thugtwin1@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0 0

That was cute

2006-08-25 22:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by lady love 2 · 0 0

um... kinda funny I guess

2006-08-25 21:44:10 · answer #10 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0 0

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