Okay here's the joke:
There's an immigrant walking through the park,he hasn't learned much English yet so he is observing everyone.Then, he sees a boy yelling,"He stole my lollypop,he stole my lolly pop!.Then he sees a man saying,"Forks,and knives,forks and knives!".After that while he is walking through Wal-Mart he hears,"Plug it in,plug it in"So while he is driving home he sees a man who was murderd and goes to investegate.Then,the police find at the crime scene,and arrest him.They then ask him,"Why did you kill him?",the man answers,"He stole my lollypop,he stole my lollypop!"Then they ask ,"what did you kill him with with?",he answers,"Forks,and knives,forks and knives!".Tey take him to court and he is found guilty,so they put him in the eletric chair,and the police say,"Ready?",the man anwsers,"Plug it in,plug it in!".....
2006-08-25
14:22:08
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