2006-08-25 14:13:06 · 10 answers · asked by semaver c 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wear A condom
2006-08-25 14:19:12 · answer #1 · answered by Cartman 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My suggestion is that you open up the Bible to learn that there is only one true God.
Perhaps you were thinking of the Norse, Greek, or Egyptian Gods. (Oh, I forgot about the 400,000+ Hindu Gods).
2006-08-25 21:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by tjjone 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go for the females. Lilith or her daughters, the Succubi.
Jehovah's got so much testosterone he'd probably rend you twain.
2006-08-25 21:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by Jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, daddy's little girl! I'll bet he is so proud of you! My suggestion, it's far to late for you to still be up. Go to bed, cartoons don't start until morning.
2006-08-25 21:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by sunny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check yourself into a mental institution.
2006-08-25 21:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Stardust 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Which one ?
I suggest that you don't do it with the holy spirit, he might get you pregnant.
2006-08-25 21:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by lilith 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I doubt that the feeling is mutual.
2006-08-25 21:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry, there are no "christian gods". for a Christian there in only one God and what you ask is blasphemous.
2006-08-25 21:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by Marysia 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
ok well tell me when the spaceship to your planet leaves and I'll fill you in on the rest ok??
2006-08-25 21:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by salsagal41 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What the hell are you talking about. Don't be so insulting!
2006-08-25 21:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋